A very funny story

Hello! This story was forwarded to me, and I thought it was very funny. It is a true story.

So one time there was a teacher at a non Christian school teaching her students about whales. She included that a whale's throat is to small to swallow any one whole. This one boy exclaimed," But Jonah was swallowed by a whale!" The teacher said," No, he wasn't." "Well," the boy said," When I get to heaven, I will ask him." "But what if he went to hell?" the teacher asked. " Then you ask him." was the reply. I JUST THOUGHT THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!

Rhoda and her sayings #1.

So, we were all sitting around the lunch table(eating burritos. YUMMY!!!!) We had all already said thank you about a million times, except for Bradyn. I could tell she was thinking of something. I also was wondering why she didn't say thank you. Alof a sudden, Bradyn shouted out," Give me an Y!!!" ( I have no Idea where she heard this!!) Give me an U!!! Give me an M!!!! Give me an M!!!! Give me an Y!!!! What does that spell? YUMMY!!! And that started the conversation for the rest of the meal. We had Julia spelling out Jojo, Bradyn(trying) to spell Stephanie, and I think I shot out a Mommy. Well, when we were all clearing the table, Rhoda wanted some attention. So she said," Give me an J, give me an A, what does that spell? JOJO!!! She thought she was so smart. As to why I put this out, I don't know. I just thought it was pretty cute!

WE GOT CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We finally got them!! After many weeks of hoping and disappointments, we finally got them. They are layers, witch means they don't need a rooster to lay eggs, but they do need special feed. They are big, and VERY beautiful. Now, our family likes to name things. We had a little problem with that with our bunnies(who are all dead). For example, Bradyn first named her bunny Pancake. Then it changed to nibble, then sleepy, then minty, then Cookie, then Oreo, then the final name, Ma-moo. I believe she died in exhaustion of being named two times every week. Well, this time hopefully it wont be that way. Bradyn named hers Hosanna Savanna, Julia's is Love Anna Allen, and Rhoda's has no name, whom we call Rhoda's chicken. I wanted mine to stand out from the others, so I gave it a very long name. Here it is: Caned Katie Josaphine Marabel-la Betsy Mary Polka Anastasia Thumblina, Twinkle toes, Lia, Mustard Girl, Flower face, Verina Allen.

TTYL!!!!!!

The horses...

Hi guys! I was just wondering if you wanted to know were all the names of horses in the last pool came from. O.K. Roxxanna and Queens page are my imaginary horses. Double Trouble, Dante, Twinkle toes, and Topaz are names of real horses at my new stables. I have ridden Twinkle Toes and Topaz. Topaz was my favorite. Double Trouble is Topaz's girl friend, and Dante is just a horse who is ridden often. If any of you were wondering, Dante is pronounced Dan-tae.

ttyl,
Kamryn

Question for the animal lovers: What is the fastest and most poisonous snake?

... Black Mamba! They are a type of snake in Africa. There has been no anti venom created for its bite, and it just so happens that we have found 5 black mambas in our yard the last 5 weeks. Only 4 of them killed. 2 today, one 4 weeks ago, and two 5 weeks ago. i dont mean to freak you guys out. We (me, daddy, Mommy, Bradyn, Julia, Rhoda) are pretty safe. We know the danger in a snake. We know that we could easly get killed by walking too close. We will run away at the site of a snake. We will probably run faster that the snake itself! No, we are not worried about ourselves. Its Jojo. She does not know the danger. She might think it is just a fun animal to play with( Jojo loves animals) If she was to go over to it and pick it up... I don't want to talk about it. We just really need your prayers. Especially since there in no cure for black mamba bite... If God wants the Mamba's to stay here, as a trial, just pray that he will take away the Mamba's and give us Cobras...there is a cure for there bite. Well, talk to you latter!

Kamryn

Ummm...

Hello! I just wanted to make an announcement. The winning vote on our poll was... Kapenta!!! Now, the people that chose ordinary food, I don't blame you! The net runner up was normal food, and the last was cow intestines. i was the only one who voted for that. No one voted for field rat or Chicken Feet(yuck). Check out my new one!

Kamryn

I am...

GROWING!!!!! O.K. Here's the fact. On August 25, 2009, Mom measured me. Are family is just starting that, you know. Stand against the wall and mark it down. Anyway, about seven months ago I was measured. I was 4ft 11in. Now I am 5 ft 1 in. Ya baby!!!! So just if you don't notice, I have grown 2 INCHES!!!!
Well, I need to go!
Kamryn